Just goofing around here. I was thinking about all of the strange things that my son's cat does. I thought it would be funny to journal from the cat's point-of-view. I threw this together pretty quickly - might redo it - I'm not pleased with the title letters or the doodled frame.

Journaling says:
Don't touch me before I've had any breakfast . . . I'm feisty and your hand is the perfect wrestling companion.
Yes, the thing that holds the newspaper together is a toy. Don't try to hide it from me . . . I will find it . . . or make a mess trying.
It might look to you like I'm staring aimlessly into space, but I'm not! There is something there . . . Your weak human eyes just can't see it!
If you're sitting down, you do have a lap. Don't deny it . . . You know it's there.
When you're scrapping, your trash is fair game. Let me play with it and maybe I won't try to make a lap.
At night when I'm sleeping on your feet . . . I'm just trying to keep you warm. Don't try to move me . . . I'm a dead weight, you know.
All that fur you find on everything . . . that's my gift to you. Don't you know that no outfit is complete without a little fur?
I can't help it if I'm curious . . . after all, I am a cat. It's in my DNA.

Papers - Chatterbox, Around the Block, Adornit
Fonts - Palimpus, Linus Face