The journaling says:
She looks like a normal dog, but... She has a latex fetish and will go to great lengths to chew on gloves. She lies with half of her body hanging out of her bed. She looks in every grocery bag that is brought inside. She tries to bite you and then runs away. She bounces your breasts with her head. She doesn’t like to have her bandana taken off. She looks funny – she’s barrel-chested and low to the ground, like a low rider. She has never listened to commands, and she never will. And we love our Sarah (a.k.a. Arfy).