Papers: Bazzil<BR><BR>"WAR" letters: American crafts<BR><BR>Rub ons: Making Memories<BR><BR>Denim: from Fabric store<BR><BR><BR><BR>reads:<BR><BR>Deerfield Beach, FL- Andie has declared war on her closet. Her main enemy is her Jeans, mainly the ones ranging from size 16-20. Reports have also confirmed all capris, T-Shirts in XL and dresses maybe at risk.<BR><BR> When questioned if this was a legal war Andie relied “The Jeans had weapons of mass destruction, they had to be hit now before they attacked again”. Since no reports could be found of The U.S. ever being attacked by a pair of blue jeans we had to ask, the response hit home for many women. “My self confidence is attacked every day that I try to fit into a pair of jeans, they are a bigger size than I want them to be and they always make my butt look big. I feel that it’s time attack the problem before the Jeans can attack again”.<BR><BR> Any plans on rebuilding The Closet after it has been taken down? “Of course I’ll rebuild”, Andie said, “I’m hoping to replace the jeans with new jeans ranging from size 8-10, and cute sundresses and shorts, and if we are lucky a new swim suit”.<BR><BR> We here at PHAT News look forward to updates to this developing story.<BR><BR>