I admit, I am the LAZIEST person EVER!!

Journaling Reads:
"6am - 7am: Kiss Phil goodbye before he leaves for work.
10am - noon: Ignore phone calls that come in before 10am. Do not set an alarm unless absolutely necessary. Get out of bed. Eat a bowl of cereal.
12pm - 3pm: Check e-mail, hang out on ACOT, lay on the couch, read. Note - getting Starbucks leads to higher productivity!
3pm - 6pm: Feel guilty about not doing any chores around the house. Attempt to get something done. Wait for Phil to get home.
6pm - 8pm: Phil gets home. Make dinner. Usually something easy.
8pm - 11pm: Watch a movie with Phil, play Sudoku, scrap, check e-mail, hang out on ACOT, regret not being productive during the day.
11pm - midnight: Bedtime."

Disclaimer - I do actually eat lunch (just forgot to include it!)