•My living room will not be overtaken with toys
•I’ll exercise everyday
•My child will never have meltdowns
•I’m never going to let my baby sleep in our bed
•I’m not going to hold my baby all of the time
•My toddler will never eat at McDonalds and will certainly not eat French fries
•I won’t buy too many toys; we’ll use pots, pans, and kitchen stuff
•I won’t nurse my baby past a year
•I will never say the phrase “terrible twos”
•I will keep up-to-date
on my baby’s scrapbooks
•I will journal everyday
•I’ll take time to craft every night after my child is in bed